...well, yes you kind of do. After Archimonde, this fight is nothing. Anyone, including for instance, all 3 tanks, can die without too many problems. We should be fine until he starts gaining Soul Charges.
Meanwhile, in Zul'Aman:
Secret cells are already laying the groundwork for a fearsome thing known only as the Bear Cavalry. If you don't know what it it is, google it — the picture has already been posted on this main page once, and I'm against reusing old jokes.
All I have to say is that it's serious business. And only has one answer.
Fortunately, the only sniper I know of is already in the guild and works for me, so we're safe. Speaking of which, I promised a picture of Crickit, since RL pics seem to be the new trend here. Well, she has the intelligence and foresight to not post pictures of herself on the internet, since that NEVER ends well. Or it means she's actually a man IRL, but that's an unpleasant thought so we won't go into it here. Instead, I give you an artist's rendition:
Remember this next time you start yelling "omg heal the tank! heal the tank! Kain needs heals!" in vent. ESPECIALLY when you're some useless class like a warlock or hunter, and by rights shouldn't even have other people's health bars on your screen. You too may end up with no head like the unfortunate gentleman here. Or worse, fed to Rooraman's bear.
And finally, Rule 34. What is it, you ask? Well, simply put, Rule 34 states that "if something exists, there exists porn of it". Think about that for a second. Now think about the cartoons you used to watch as a kid. Think about the toys you used to play with, and think of your fondest childhood memories. Rule 34 aims to desecrate those memories. If you look hard enough on the internet, you will find all kinds of harmless things twisted into hardcore pornography: Disney princesses, Super Mario Brothers, Pokemon (the actual pokemon, not the people... what do you think "so I heard you like mudkips" is referring to?), transformer robots, and everything else you can possibly think of. Be afraid.
So what does this have to do with Gurtogg Bloodboil? Nothing yet, thankfully. Rule 34 on THAT is something I'd like to stay away from. But people often wonder what I do during raids, when waiting for people, or when I have a few minutes between pulls. Well, I draw. Here's one of my recent pieces — don't look if you want your innocent memories of Serpentshrine Cavern to remain intact.
This one is called "Hug the Snake Lady".
Remember: Nothing is sacred. Nothing is safe.